He sold 30 million copies of his vegan cookbook and he doesn’t cook. When he got pulled over for speeding, he gave the police vegan donuts and they apologized for slowing him down. His mother tried to eat a cheeseburger while she was pregnant with him but he blocked it with his feet. His neighbor told him lions eat zebras so humans can eat chickens and then he released a lion into his neighbor’s living room and the lion ate him.
I don’t always drink walnut milk but when I do, I prefer to soak the walnuts in water for 4 hours to drain the enzyme inhibitors. I rinse them and put them in a blender with raw dates, vanilla extract, and water. And then, while I am riding my bicycle, I pour the walnut milk on my cereal because that is how I roll. Stay vegan my friends.
Andrew Kirschner, Ed.D., is a grassroots vegan animal rights activist and radio talk show host. He also writes a zero-profit blog, Kirschner’s Korner, to help raise awareness about issues affecting the global community to make the world a more humane place. To receive new articles via email, enter your email in the “Follow Blog Via Email” link at the top right of the blog.