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Mayor Bloomberg Needs Heart Transplant

New York – New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who recently passed legislation that will allow him to remain in office after he dies, learned from doctors today that he needs an emergency heart transplant. “Either his heart isn’t working … Continue reading

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Disgruntled Wives Use “Cash For Clunkers” Program To Trade In Husbands

Parkland, FL – Millions of women across the nation grabbed their husbands by their wrists and walked them to their nearest car dealership in hopes of exchanging them for a newer model this month. The women were inspired by┬áPresident Obama’s … Continue reading

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